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 Our first recording, "Leave a Little Light" was an 8 song cassette that we recorded in The Crash Test Dummies new basement demo studio. We were the guinea pigs for the equipment. Consequently, as heart-felt as the performance was, there is a bit of fridge hum that can be heard in a CD release of this recording. No one buys cassettes anymore, so we stopped production of this recording. People still ask for various songs from Leave a Little Light, so we have been trying to add one song from this recording to each new recording. "Faucet" was the choice for this CD. A little levity couldn't hurt, now could it? "Faucet" is one of our most often requested songs, believe it or not, and it was this song that caused us to have the dubious distinction of being banned from Brandon, Manitoba. The song is a tongue-in-cheek poke at the ridiculousness of being labelled or persecuted for one's personal preferences. Though we have re-recorded the song for this CD, please remember that this song was originally written 15 years ago and that now... we support water conservation!
 
 Lyrics
 
 my sexual preference is my bath tub faucet
 you might say that I'm in a water closet
 my tank is too small and my water bill is high
 but my faucet and I get happily by
 faucet and I
 bye bye bye
 I'm a hydrasexual...
 
 Well I know people who play wirth their food
 but I haven't met an eggplant that puts me in the mood
 a faucet can't take your heart and run
 after all it's just good clean fun
 when it's all said and done
 it's just fun fun fun
 - check out the taps on that one!
 
 Life with a faucet really is a breeze
 you won't get pregnant or a strange disease
 and if worse comes to worse and things go sour
 don't worry baby there's your trusty shower
 go with the flow
 take me under...
 I think I'm getting all wet...
 
 my sexual preference is my bath tub faucet
 you might say that I'm in a water closet
 my tank is too small and my water bill is high
 but my faucet and I get happily by
 faucet and I
 bye bye bye
 throw out the vaseline and toss the KY
 grab your shower cap and give it a try...
 
 
   
 
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